Poor Me

Today, in the middle of a mega-important business call on my land line, my electricity went out.

Woman-looking-at-cell-phone-mouth-agape.

Stunned and desperate, I made a flying dive for my cell phone.

But it wasn’t there.

Stumbling over a dog toy that sent me sliding across the kitchen floor in a skid that slammed me against a wall, I speed-hobbled from room to room.

Where in the *%#@ was my @#%&-ing cell phone?! I had just plugged it in right before the business call to re-char—

Sh#%t!

Now what?

I had to get back on that call!

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