The streets of Rome stank with a stink that could kill.
And it did kill.
Streets flowed so thickly with poo-pee, that stepping blocks were provided throughout the city for people to walk on in order to avoid the filth.
Let’s just take a moment to picture that.
And what was the shoe situation?
Manolos…out. Jimmy Choo’s…no way. Yeah, okay, Roman sandals were the norm then. But seriously, sandals? Poo-pee squishing between exposed toes?
Just kill me now.