This week’s Super-Smackdown goes to pedophile how-to guru Phillip R. Greaves, for writing, then defending, his instruction book for child molesters, “The Pedophile’s Guide To Love & Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct.


As reported by CNN, Greaves’ book teaches pedophiles how to target the most vulnerable children, and other more explicit lessons. “He actually provided a how-to guide to commit sexual battery against children,” said Florida’s Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, who added that he was “shocked and mortified by specific examples and illustrations using 9- and 13-year-old boys.”

“You just can’t believe how absolutely disgusting it was,” Judd said.

God help the children in Phillip R. Greaves’ family, neighborhood, town, state (Colorado). Here’s to hoping he receives a bitch-slap from each and every one of their parents!


Sylver’s Saturday Smackdown