Wet Mosquitoes Are Gremlins, Too

gathering-on-backyard-deckAh, summer!

Hot, lazy days. Warm, cozy nights on the deck.

Except when it rains.

Because after a rain, your evening/weekend deck paradise morphs into Mozzy-ville.

Starring you as the town pariah…your flesh the target of every self-respecting mozzy in the community.

Are you scratching yet?

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The 3 S’s in P-e-n-i-s

girl-and-guy

 

Size. Sound. Semen.

Um…things related to a p-e-n-i-s!

Ding! Ding Ding! 🙂

Wait…

Sound?

😯

Okay, you know I love animal research. I’ve traveled to Costa Rica to study mating rituals in various reptile species…to Sri Lanka to study familial relationships in elephant groups…to Madagascar to study offspring relationships between lemur mothers & newborns…the list goes on.

If I could, I would travel country by country absorbing every ounce of animal knowledge I could – from how they eat to how they have s-e-x.

That’s what’s these fascinating news items are about. Animal s-e-x. Specifically, that almighty protuberance prized much more by male homosapiens than animals.

The p-e-n-i-s.

As it turns out, size does matter.

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Spidey Love

I am all about the spider.

pink-spider

Completely obsessed, having encountered beautiful species of them in various jungles of the world.

Now, I know most people react to spiders in the same way the people of Cardiff reacted to their children’s possession by aliens.

But I am unnaturally captivated by spiders.

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