Let’s face it, ladies.
No matter how dainty you are, every now & then your ‘stuff’ gets stinky.
Intelligent? Good-looking? Sweet-smelling?
You still get stinky ‘stuff.’
The question is, to wash or not to wash?
While the answer may seem obvious to most, there are some who may need to check with their mate before lathering up. Who are these people? Well, let’s just say stinky ‘stuff‘ really gets their blood roiling.
Take Hugo, for example.
“When it comes to the question of what sparks eros, there is nothing as sublime as the strong, clear scent of one’s not-too-recently bathed beloved.”
“I like her best, however, when she’s home from the gym and unbathed. As she knows, my favorite vacations with her are the rustic ones, of the sort where I have a small chance of convincing her to go a day (or, God willing, several) without showering.”
Is your nose all scrunched up in a “Yuck!” face?
You might wanna save that face for Part 2 of this post.
‘Cuz it’s gonna get waaay stinkier.