Yes. I’m talking about zombies.
As unconscionable as it is to treat the living dead as if they were no longer human, this particular holiday allows anti-zombie bigots to unleash their own brand of brain-dead discriminatory action.
Such as mocking those with different nutritional requirements than ourselves, by dressing in torn rags and pretending to chomp on all manner of manufactured “brains.” While doing so, they drag their feet, and moan intelligibly – insensitive antics at which their bigoted brethren laugh like an uncouth pack of hyenas.
It makes the rest of society sick to our collective stomachs!
If you are the perpetrators of such shameful prejudice,
please explain why.
If you are the victim of undead discrimination,
share your Smackdown!