Some thoughts are so profound, you really have to take time out to contemplate them fully.
What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?
Why do we eat square meals on round plates?
If love isn’t a game, why are there so many players?
If a kid throws a tantrum at naptime, is she guilty of resisting a rest?
If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Shouldn’t it scare us that doctors call their work “practice?”
In traffic, why does the lane you change into always become the slowest lane?
What’s up with Grape Nuts cereal? No grapes…no nuts…wtf??
Why do drugstore pharmacies make sick people trudge all the way to the back of the store for their medicine?
And what’s the deal with bankers? If they’re so good at counting, why do they have 12 windows and only four tellers??
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