This is what happens when blogging while jet lagged, and inhaling secondhand weed fumes from the pothead sitting next to you during a seven-hour layover that feels more like 10 years in an airless foreign airport…
In 10 years, I will be 10 years older than I am now.
You will be 10 years older than you are now.
Everyone will be 10 years older than they are right now.
There will be 10 additional years of winters, springs, summers and falls. We will all be 10 years closer to the End of the World – except those who create their own personal Armageddon 10 years beforehand.
In 10 years, the deficit will have accumulated an additional 10 years worth of debt. Taxpayers will be 10 years closer to revolt as taxes advance 10 years closer to a 70% margin for those ‘fortunate’ enough to be in the 50% tax bracket.
In 10 years George W. Bush will have come up with 10 years worth of additional lies to cover his WMD lie over 10 years ago. Ten percent more Americans will support each lie 10 times more fervently than they did 10 years before. Fox News will present each lie as God’s own Truth 10 times a day in 10 percent less fair and accurate news reporting.
In 10 years, Bill Clinton will have added 10 years worth of new Zippergate allegations from at least 10 new women who will be at least 10 years younger than he will be 10 years from now. Hopefully, none of them will be 10 years old.
In 10 years, child molesters will be 10 years closer to representing exactly one-half of world population, having been the victims of child molesters themselves over 10 years ago. Prisons will be releasing ‘lifers’ 10 years sooner, and deducting 10 years from other sentences for good behavior or time served.
In 10 years, we will be a decade closer to curing Aids, Cancer and other deadly diseases. Tobacco and pharmaceutical companies will be 10 years closer to world domination, and brain-dead reality TV idiots and juice-head humpers will be 10 years closer to being elected vice president by default.
In 10 years, ‘global warming’ will have progressed into ‘planetary inferno’ and the new celebs will be anyone still alive. Over 10 percent more of animal, plant and marine populations will be closer to extinction, but the population of roaches will have increased tenfold.
In 10 years, we will all look back 10 years and wonder how things got the way they are when only 10 short years ago, things were so much better.
But on the up side, 10 years from now everyone will be 10 years deeper in denial, so maybe no one will even notice!
Add your 10-year predictions to the madness!