You are not a morning person.
At all.
Mornings for you, no matter how well you’ve slept, mean shuffling sluggishly through a thick fog that takes a full hour to clear.
Silence is key.
Your brain synapses are awakening verrrrry slowly.
Average-decibel sounds are magnified. Normal motion is a full-on attack to your somnolent senses. Aggressive interaction could possibly knock you into a coma.
No, you don’t drink. You’re not on drugs. You’re not in a bad mood, either. This is just your physical make up, it’s how you’re programmed.
You are a morning slug.
Pop in your eyes, and ogle this great zombie video collection, called 
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